Tired. And thank you.
Firefighters, the Four Elements, and Lap Pools.
Trump the Musical with a Jeff Bezos Set Piece.
Enter the FunCat.
We’re in Bermuda.
You're a Wizard Harry: Harry Potter, TSA, and Legal Elasticity.
Kansas Day and the State's Brand Personality.
"You" (On Netflix.)
ALWAYS BE PREPARED.
Coffee, snow, and blood.
“Nolite te bastardes carborundorum”, Margaret Atwood, Prep School Skullduggery.
On the Problems of “We”, the Royal We, and the Famous "We's" of History. [UPDATE.]
Of Siberian Huskies and Underwater Treadmill Therapy (pictures).
Epic, In Media Res, Life, and Star Wars.
My Friends Danny and Amos, Regression Effects, the Chiefs, and Sports Commentary.
Mollycoddle.
Words I Looked Up Today from Blood Meridian.
Cut Corner in Gym, Cut Corners In Life.
Alaskan Bears.
Nominalizations.