Of the Old Town Gas Leak Yesterday.
Word and World: “Goose, Goose! I Can’t Reach the Ejection Handle! You’ve Gotta Punch Us Out!”
Guest Post By My Wife: The Night The Lights Went Out.
To The Guy On His Phone Next To Me In Last Night's Infant CPR Class.
“The State, It Is Me”: MTV’s Siesta Key and A Hope You Never Hoped For.
Adult Legos.
Duct Tape and Marginalia.
A Tale Told By an Idiot and the Challenge of Not Knowing.
Tired. And thank you.
Firefighters, the Four Elements, and Lap Pools.
Trump the Musical with a Jeff Bezos Set Piece.
Enter the FunCat.
We’re in Bermuda.
You're a Wizard Harry: Harry Potter, TSA, and Legal Elasticity.
Kansas Day and the State's Brand Personality.
"You" (On Netflix.)
ALWAYS BE PREPARED.
Coffee, snow, and blood.
“Nolite te bastardes carborundorum”, Margaret Atwood, Prep School Skullduggery.
On the Problems of “We”, the Royal We, and the Famous "We's" of History. [UPDATE.]